funny stories

One can be found here. Does a full body picture really take longer than a head shot?

The other one happened yesterday on our way to Crestview. I stopped to get coffee and Jolenn announces she's got to tee-tee. I went ahead and took her in the gas station with me and then realized that there was no way I was going to let her sit on the men's toilet in a nasty gas station. Too many guys just can't aim, and even with the seat wiped off, we're talking about my baby girl! So without thinking twice I just breezed right into the women's room (it was a single seater so it's not like I would be meeting up with anyone in there) in search of a dry seat.......no such luck. This is my second experience in a women's public restroom and let me just say that the ladies don't seem to be any cleaner than the men.