Here's LINK 1, and here's LINK 2.

My favorite lines from the articles are...

"'We have no findings to suggest anyone famous was involved in the accident,' said a police spokesman..." (Whew! Michael breathes a great sigh of relief! Praise L. Ron!)

"'There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,' zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters." (By far the most professional thing to say in a situation like this! I would probably be friends with Vuk if we ever met.)

so here's the update

Things are insane right about now. I'm super busy 7 days a week. School started yesterday and I'm expecting it to be a good final semester since I only have 2 classes and I should enjoy the content of both. By looking at the syllabusessses, it appears that my only major requirement will be a 15 page paper in my apologetics class but that shouldn't be a major ordeal for me. The real crunch is coming from my extension classes that I'm wrapping up. I'm done with one except for the final, but I'm really just getting into the other one and I need to have it finished by the end of next week. I'll get it done at the expense of some sleep, but that's fine.


Showing her wisdom and discernment in this moment, my lovely wife has asked me to delete the rest of this post, so I gratefully comply. That's quite a woman I've got, she keeps me straight when I need it.