couple of funny articles

Here's LINK 1, and here's LINK 2.

My favorite lines from the articles are...

"'We have no findings to suggest anyone famous was involved in the accident,' said a police spokesman..." (Whew! Michael breathes a great sigh of relief! Praise L. Ron!)

"'There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,' zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters." (By far the most professional thing to say in a situation like this! I would probably be friends with Vuk if we ever met.)