bachelor life is treating me well today

Audra had to work in Crestview today so she and the kids left yesterday morning and won't be home until tomorrow night. She took such good care of me, cooking meals and putting them away in the fridge for me. But word got out that I was home alone so a family took me out for lunch today and I just got a dinner invitation from another family a little while ago, you know, "since you're all alone right now".